Jack woods the smart man

A big brainerd who is smart as fuck and needs to get a real life

Jack woods the smart man needs a life

by Icejjfishy October 22, 2020

back off and jack off

When you are chillin w/ yo bitch and you is about to have sex or get head or wutev and u just run home and jack off instead.

Tijan backed off and jacked off when he was unable to go all the way with Lunice.

Why would he back off and jack off???

by Alan Zhu January 25, 2008

Finger jack from the back

The act of finger penetration to either the vagina or anus, while from behind. This can be accomplished standing, sitting, bent-over, or preferably while she's asleep with her back to you.

While my girl is blowing me in my lap, I like to finger jack from the back to pass the time. Then I cram my fingers up both of her nostrils so that she can smell her dirty ass all day long.

by Finger Maniac March 18, 2011

double jack n coke

When you get a handjob from two hookers while doing cocaine

Bill's wife was about to go down on him, but he said, "nah, I'd rather have a double jack n coke instead."

by Open Thy Garage Porn October 4, 2014

Ur Uncle Jack a Necrophiliac

Worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur Uncle Jack a Necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*

by Nick Dimeson June 2, 2018

The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern

V.- When ones Masturbates while taking a shit.

I did "The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern" in the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Tommynof May 28, 2012

Big flap jack facts

Big facts, something that is very true.

Damn my boy stijn is spitting big flap jack facts.

by Lokeend June 22, 2021