dick whipped

When a guy lets all his SINGLE buddies tell him he is pussy whipped by his girlfriend. Then he starts listening to his guy friends and ends up losing his girlfriend instead of growing balls and telling his single friends to but out. So once a happy guy with a girlfriend is now a single guy with his single friends playing "pocket pool" with Rosie and her five friends!!!!

Guys who has single jealous friends who want to ruin his relationship. Dick whipped

by alikatdancer February 24, 2011

dick smasher

A useless person, N.A. equivalent of wanker, or tosser.

Dubya is a dick smasher

by Butthead December 2, 2005

dick jam

Cum, Jizz, Skeet, semen

Lick dat dick jam off ma cack baby

by dickjamman August 7, 2006

dick blanket

masturbating with any kind of clothing/cloth wrapped around your dick. ergo dick blanket

Brad: Man i pulled off a dick blanket last night during the movie under the blanket because i wasn't getting any from Julie

John: nice man nice

Brad: yeah, she didnt even know!

by NcLovin April 23, 2008

dick basket

A womans many used vagina. With enough dicks in it to fill a basket.a HUGE SLUT.or a gay guy

Wow that whore is a huge dick basket.

by kingboi! January 19, 2009

Dick Doorknob

simply take the doorknob off of door. then insert dick through door,having it completely dark is key.
then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a penis instead of the doorknob..

last night timmy got a dick doorknob!! HAHAHA

by lolz126 September 1, 2009

Dick Mode

When someone close/one of your friends is not being their usual self. Instead of being their usual self, they choose to be mardy, and kick off at anything said/done to them, this person is then said to be in Dick Mode.

Often occurs when someone is tired.

You: Haha! Nice coat ;)

Person: stfu n00b :|

You: Dick mode {insert name}! Dick mode!

(Dick mode is often followed by a hand gesture of turning a dial, representing turning the person on Dick mode)

by pezza1993 November 1, 2010