Monkey sucker

A term that suggests that someone sucks a monkey's dick.Used mostly to discribe someone who is displeasing by acting gay, ridiculous, mean, over controlling, stuckup ect.

Our music teacher is a total monkey sucker.

by Jen299 August 14, 2005

monkey tug

When you receive a hand job from a black prostitute, male or female.

Down in Newark, it's $50 for a monkey tug.

by Gordon G March 12, 2008

Monkey Muncher

Women who preform oral sex on one another.

Girl, is she gay?
Not for sure. You're a Monkey Muncher, you should know!

by NaeKay June 30, 2009

Monkey Dollars

money the american monkeys use via the destruction of the earth, monkey dollars will fend for your every whim cos you will be able to buy some monkeys to be your bitches

doud i got me a monkey for a bitch its like being in jail again

doud these monkeys bum harder than ther monkey dollars

by Mr nobody March 12, 2005

Monkey Mangle

Similar to the donkey punch in origins, but different in the fact that the one fucking the woman from behind jumps on her back while fucking her and then proceeds to pummel her in a wild fashion. After the woman is out cold he then ends this sexual act by throwing his own feces at the woman.

To relieve stress I went over to your mom's house and gave her a good ole' Monkey Mangle.

by Goat May 04, 2004

Alabama Monkey Grabber

A long stick with a noose at the end to grab a nigger's neck and bring him wherever you go.

Guy 1: "What happened to that nigger you saw in your yard?"
Guy 2: "I used my Alabama Monkey Grabber to get him away from my property."
Guy 1: "... Silly niggers..."

by quinmayne625 July 05, 2013

chunky monkey junkie

A person sexually-addicted to overweight African Americans, typically overweight white women who cannot get a white man.

Man, you'll never get her - she's a chunky monkey junkie!

by RNPS May 19, 2007