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wii penis 

A variation of the wii remote for the Nintendo Wii. Instead of holding the remote in your hand a male straps it to his penis and swings his hips to control the on screen actions.

Not very practical but fun to do when you are bored.
Friend 1: Hey dude! Wanna come over and play Wii?
Friend 2: Yeah man! I rock at playing Wii Penis!

*Both friends proceed to strap Wiimotes to their cocks and play Wii Sports.*
wii penis by Wii Boy July 1, 2008
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The Brotherhood of Penis

A Brotherhood ruled by the Grand Imperial Wizard and his Phallus Guard. The aim of the Brotherhood is to give assistance and share information between the fellow members concerning the conquering of the enemy to men, the Vagina. If a member, or members, successfully conquer a Vagina, they are instantly promoted to the next level of the Brotherhood. The lowest level, which all members start as, are known as "Knobs." The next highest level are known as "Troopers," and the level after that "Great Shlongs." The Final level that can be reached is the "Kaiser of Vag." Once members have reached this level, members can vote for them to reach the higher echelons. The three leaders of a sect, voted in by other members or given the post by the Grand Imperial Wizard, are known as the "Pink Cookie Crushers," (or the Crushers for short.) and oversee actions of the members of the sect and initiation. Only the Crushers have the power to initiate and ejaculate (kick out) members. The Phallus Guard, of which there are seven, have power over each and every sect and answer only to the Grand Imperial Wizard himself. The Wizard is voted in from the Phallus Guard by the Phallus Guard. In turn, the new member of the Phullus Guard is selected by the Phallus Guard from a Pink Cookie Crusher from any sect. Most men are already members, they just do not know it yet and thus are still Knobs. Only upon accepting the Grand Imperial Wizard as your leader, and helping other members, can you advance.
Person 1: "Hey dude, i wanna join the Brotherhood of Penis."
Person 2: "Go for it dude, that Vagina needs conquering!"
Person 1: "All hail the Grand Imperial Wizard! His cock and balls will guide us through the valley of the shadow of the vagina!"
The Brotherhood of Penis by M_L April 14, 2008

virtual penis size 

Your virtual penis size is this:

NOTE: ACTUAL SIZE

Anti-penis

Female genitals. In other words: an inverted penis.
Jill is angry at her sister for stealing her earrings and says: "Your such an anti-penis!"
Anti-penis by Gabbsternater April 23, 2009

Mattress Penis 

After attempting to start some sexy times with your wife or girlfriend by rubbing your hard-on on her leg or against her back you get rejected or ignored, the respectable thing to do is hide your boner in the mattress by laying on your stomach.

Also referred to as Mattress Peen
I tried to sex up my lady last night but ended up with mattress Penis
Mattress Penis by Can of Peas February 8, 2010

soft penis 

Not erect. A wet noodle. Frowning Fred. Limp. Flaccid.
Man! Debbie won't like this soft penis! It's our honeymoon.
soft penis by irish cow17 November 8, 2014

Saggy Penis 

Where the bottom of a mans cock swells up and then saggs Down for about 4 days meaning he can't get laid in this time.
John had a saggy penis after running 800 metres.
Saggy Penis by The Fucker 69 October 11, 2016