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What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!
Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
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ur god a fraud

The strongest insult ever, and cannot be countered in any way. When used against someone, they instantly get a stroke and die, leaving a black hole open to suck in the universe.
Jake: ur mom gay
Donald: ur dad lesbian
Jake: ur granny tranny
Donald: ur god a fraud
Jake: *dies*
by HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK April 11, 2018
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Gay God

A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.

Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.

One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.

In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?

Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023
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god

by ||||||||| July 28, 2021
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god doug it

Captain chug it always fuckin them bitches stealing them riches burnin through witches, a stylish G named by the people loved by all never shall he fall into anything but good pussy!
Nice meth pipe god doug it and I dig it too!
by The Pit Monster June 18, 2022
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God loves you

Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"
"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"

"But god loves you!"

"I’m almost finished."
by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024
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God slam it

Asking god to slam whatever you are mad at instead of damning it
by xvottic April 6, 2023
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