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Putting words in God’s mouth

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....
Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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Grinding God

A name giving to someone that plays a certain game a lot and makes big cash, the name has only been given to one human so far
“What are you”-Dave

I am the grinding god”-john
by Wild Warren December 13, 2020
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toke god

A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.
Wow that girl stank. She must be a Toke God
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021
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God

like seriously dude, idk how i passed math, thanks God <3
by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023
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god

by ||||||||| July 28, 2021
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God loves you

Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"
"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"

"But god loves you!"

"I’m almost finished."
by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024
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God slam it

Asking god to slam whatever you are mad at instead of damning it
by xvottic April 6, 2023
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