Dick biter 

a woman who is a femanazi,hates men or always puts them down.

Kathy is a dick biter.

Dick biter by Deep blue 2012 June 1, 2010

dick dilemma 

A situation where a guy has to decide between two or more equally desirable pieces of ass.

An occurrence that causes the penile instrument to lose focus, slacken a bit, and re-think its plan of attack.

Steve is in such a dick dilemma right now.
Yea I know, he's watching that Backstreet Boy video again.

dick dilemma by Penile Confusion November 13, 2005

Dick Triangle

Triangular area above penis, That can usually be seen when wearing a swim suit.

Jakes pants fell down and you could see his dick triangle.

Dick Triangle by Keeganssssweeet June 28, 2009

Dick Lips 

Term used when a woman has obtained a notorious reputation for frequently performing oral sex, usually a demeaning adjective to the actions of the woman usually originating from either guys who have been involved with or have known other guys who have been involved with the woman.

Brittany has a nice set of dick lips, so I think I'll invite her to my party tonight.
Mariah Carey has a thick pair of dick lips.
Pamela Anderson has really demonstrated her dick lips.
Last night at the party I hooked up Jessie, although she has those big-ass dick lips.

Dick Lips by NATEDOGG213 October 6, 2008

dick zit 

a zit that one gets on thei penis

i cant come bowlin toda i haveto stay home and pop my dick zit

dick zit by skinhead March 26, 2003

dick it 

Have sex with it. To have sex. Have sex. Slang for "f**k it", originating from Toronto.

I'm a dick it wit dat grl.

dick it by talksh0wh0st October 1, 2006

Dick Punch 

The act of forcing an erection so quick, it seems as if is it's punching something.

I just dick punched this chick and gave her a black eye.

Dick Punch by BretPriebe January 16, 2011