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I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.
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Get the Wendy Wonky-Eye mug.I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
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Get the Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes mug.a Netflix original serving as a reboot of Bravo's 2003 show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", debuting in 2018. it stars the Fab 5, four gay men and a sexually fluid man (two of which are married), who try to make the life of "heroes" (who are basically nominees for the show) a little better over the course of a week.
It stars:
Antoni Porowski - food and wine expert (originally Ted Allen from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Food and Wine Connoisseur")
Bobby Berk - design expert (originally Thom Filicia from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Design Doctor")
Jonathan van Ness - grooming expert (originally Kyan Douglas from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Grooming Guru")
Karamo Brown - culture and lifestyle expert (originally Jai Rodriguez from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Culture Vulture")
Tan France - fashion expert (originally Carson Kressley from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Fashion Savant")
It stars:
Antoni Porowski - food and wine expert (originally Ted Allen from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Food and Wine Connoisseur")
Bobby Berk - design expert (originally Thom Filicia from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Design Doctor")
Jonathan van Ness - grooming expert (originally Kyan Douglas from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Grooming Guru")
Karamo Brown - culture and lifestyle expert (originally Jai Rodriguez from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Culture Vulture")
Tan France - fashion expert (originally Carson Kressley from the 2003 original, previously dubbed the "Fashion Savant")
~ a scene from when I introduce a friend to the show ~
me to my friends: have y'all seen that show Queer Eye, on Netflix?
friend 1 (who has Netflix): no, but its premise sounds promising
friend 2 (who also has Netflix): OH MY GOD, YAAAAAS, HUNTY. I AM LIVING FOR THESE SICKENING FIVE MEN.
friend 3 (who doesn't have Netflix, but has seen the Fab 5's photos): damn, i don't have that much money. but yeah, i agree. these five men are so fine and so hot.
me to my friends: have y'all seen that show Queer Eye, on Netflix?
friend 1 (who has Netflix): no, but its premise sounds promising
friend 2 (who also has Netflix): OH MY GOD, YAAAAAS, HUNTY. I AM LIVING FOR THESE SICKENING FIVE MEN.
friend 3 (who doesn't have Netflix, but has seen the Fab 5's photos): damn, i don't have that much money. but yeah, i agree. these five men are so fine and so hot.
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