one eyed tuna trawler

penis

...his one eyed tuna trawler stood erect...

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Fat Eyed

A Cannabis induced state causing your eyes to go red and fat looking, your eyelids to cover half the eyeball and your mouth to stay in a permantly fixed grin

(LAD A walks through Liverpool City Centre on his own Fat Eyed)
LAD A: " everyone knows I'm Blitzed, they're all looking at me, this is horrible "

by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

pontoon eyes

A person with cod eyes. One eye sticking, one eye twisting.

That David Blunkett (MP) hasn't half got pontoon eyes.

by Bobby Wetfeather July 31, 2004

Regal Eyed

When a Bass system hits so hard your eyes start to squint

That system made me regal eyed!!

by $crook$ August 3, 2006

Lynx_Eyes

A laid back person, kind, willing to help people if they ask nicely, but don't get in an argument with him, he will most certainly win for he is Italian.

Omigawsh, i wish i was like Lynx_Eyes he owns so much.

by Lynx_Eyes December 16, 2007

Circle Eyes

a response to fatigue, when a person opens their eyes to reveal the whites so they may seem more awake (not to be confused with "wide eyes;" a visible expression of an inside joke between two people; a way of masking inattention. Circle eyes works best when the person is leaning back in their chair.

After a late night, when Teacher Arlene looked over at Andy, he displayed Circle Eyes to appear interested and engaged.

by Ryan and Lindsay Labels October 23, 2008

spermy eyelash

When a girl/man/animal/cross gets cummed on so much that their eyelashes get glued together by the cum.

Me - "I sprayed my semen all over your mums face last night"

You - "I know she couldn't see this morning, bad case of the spermy eyelash"

by miaden_mental January 31, 2009