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kids help phone

a phone were you can call and get help/or is it... its not it is a a phone line were you can talk to cowncilers... but guess what you got to wait like 5-10mins before you can even get a fucking cownciller... me and my friend were going to prank call and we waited 10 mins and finally when we were conected we got bourd and hung up it wasnt worth the wait. they say you can call in emergencys but it takes to long to get ahold of anyone and bye the time you do your problem has already happend so there was no point in calling the stupid phone number FYI kids help phone is 1800 668 6868...
Example: "hey john im going to beet you up"
"no please dont" then i ran away i went to call kids help phone....5 mins later im in the trash can and i am talking to the cownciller after i was shuved in the trash can... she asked me " what is you problem john..." "nothing it already happend" "ohh sorry want me to let you speek to are head office person" "no i don......damit she conected me""
by mr.smarterass April 29, 2009
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Kid-term Memory Loss

When an adult forgets completely what they were like as a child, so they think no young teen ever swears, that they all want sex so shouldn't date, and care about some stupid jokes, because they forget that as a kid they did swear, they didn't have sex till much later in their life, and they hated those jokes.
Bob-I'm grounded for a week because I sweared in front of my mom.
Jimmy-Doesn't she realize that she swore just as much as us when she was 13?
Bob-I guess not, she probably has kid-term memory loss or something.
by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009
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flipped up collar kid

use to describe a person that wears their collar flipped up. However the use of "flipped up collar kid" is supposed to be used as an insult because of the first letter of each word spell something.
When you call someone a "stupid flipped up collar kid" you actually are calling them a...

"stupid F***"
by Tyrone Biggs May 31, 2006
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drop the kids off at the pool

Pooping, Crapping, Droping the doodoo butter.

Also can mean mastubating in a toilet.
I'm sorry boss, I am going to be late for work, I have to drop the kids off at the pool.
by KONP December 17, 2004
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Tall Fat Kid

A person that works at staples and answers the phone. Easy Tech representative
Tall fat kid? He's over there at the computer
by Tarbh March 26, 2009
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Pistol Whipping a Blind Kid

When something goes very wrong for one person or team. When something is seen on tv or is heard somewhere where multiple people hear it and is bluntly making fun of you or pointing out a fault about you without you knowing it was going to happen.
Person 1: DUDE! did you see the bengals game?
Person 2: Yeah man it was like pistol whipping a blind kid.

Person 1: my friend john fucks little boys
Person 2: damn that was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
by sharpshooterdre January 13, 2010
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Drop the kids off at the pool

Pooping (with substitution)Also, Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl.
note: Dropping the Cosby Kids off at the Pool would be correct when referring to pooping, whiel masturbating into a toilet could be considered dropping the proverbial "kids" off at the pool.
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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