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Vitamin B

That extra "umph" that people of a certain skin color possess that allows them to soar to the top of high jumps, the end of finish lines, the most baskets per game, and for small skinny guys to bench twice as much as big white guys.
Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt was recently tested for several steroids, after his astounding triple gold medal finish at the 2008 Olympics. Scientists were puzzled by the absence of performance enhancing substances such as desoxymethyltestosterone, or bolandiol, and were shocked to discover enormous levels of Vitamin B in his blood.

Similar examples can be used by replacing Usain Bolt with Michael Johnson, Carl Lewis, Magic Johnson, Tyson Gay, Terrell Owens, Jerry Rice, and That Black Guy.
by FlappingChocoboModel January 21, 2009
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A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B.

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.
I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!
by Billy January 20, 2005
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THE B.J.L.D. LOOK

BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes.
I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'
by weave August 10, 2003
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L.B.H.W

Legion of Bored Housewives

Radical suburban wives who form guerrilla style organizations to; e.i. Search for the guy who sells drugs to their children, rig beauty pageants, sabotage a neighbors front lawn, start riots over a romance novel, ect...
"My mom has so much time on her hands. She makes big deals about the littlest things. She's almost a certified member of L.B.H.W the Legion of Bored Housewives."
by The Master Dutch October 3, 2009
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G.B.S.G time

G.B.S.G (gay boy straight girl) time is a ritual between a gay boy and straight girl. During this event the gay Boy will often paint the girls nails, do her hair, and apply makeup to the girl whilst the girl complains about how her life is going. Generally it is the best thing to cheer a girl up.
Girl: I HATE MY LIFE!!! My term paper was on my hard drive and my computer crashed!!
Gay Boy: oh honey it sounds like you need some G.B.S.G time
by Psuedopodia April 23, 2010
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T.B.I.Y.T.C.

by kairosperson99 March 20, 2011
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ruqayyah.b

Ruqayyah is one of the sexiest people you can meat. She's outgoing and
Bubbly. She is often looked at for her perfectly carved body.
by Ruqayyah.b September 24, 2015
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