right-wing nut job

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.

*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"

by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023

Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by UB Nash November 15, 2023

queer job

a term describing a person whom acts as if homosexuality is their profession.

did u see the pink shirt tom bought the other day? wut a queer job!

dude.....that guy is a fucking queer job...lets kick his ass!

by awalter November 1, 2008

Taco job

Like blow job for a guy. When you are going down on your chic and eating her out. She's enjoying it so much that she screams "fuck baby give me more of that taco job!!!!"

Her: "Baby you know what I want today?"
Me: "I know what you want baby gurl. You want me to do that taco job again like last night?! Fuck! My mouth almost got a cramp from that!"

by biglesbo September 3, 2016

HAND-JOB

April 21 is national blow-job or hand-job day

Give your boyfriend a hand-job or a blow-job as long as he want you to.

by Lilylopezzzz April 18, 2021

Brag Job

A contractor takes Which is to big for his business to handle. Typically looses his shirt.

Johns company won a huge job and they couldn't handle it. That is why they are no longer in business. For him at first it was a brag job.

by Steve6385 December 10, 2012

Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.

Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.

by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012