Zooner

a large pus filled zit-like wart that grows on the scrotum of mostly pubescent apes. Zooners are contracted by sexually active males who gravitate towards inter species and sometimes even plant rape.

Zooner was first discovered in a small zoo in Stinkadena.
They begin to grow as envious ranting and internet posting occurs. The only known solution is to shut the hell up.

Zooner made up a definition in the Urban Dictionary because he was jealous of a superior society.

by buck wheatly February 6, 2012

zooella

Ratchet ass hoe that bathes in koolaid. Fat bitch with no booty in the pants and Notorious for her saggy ass jeans and tacky ass taste. The gap in her teeth could fit a pencil and she should be sent back to the zoo.

Person 1: eewwww some ratchet bitch just tried to fight me on the bus, lol hella dropped her ass!
Person 2: that girl is sooooo a zooella

by 1234593939939393993939 May 18, 2014

Zooted

The state of being fucked up beyond the limits of the physical and mental world on drugs and/or alcohol.

On New Year's Eve, Hunter and I were so zooted that we couldn't stand up and vomited on a cat!

by A 138 lb wrestler February 18, 2015

Zooted

I word used by extraordinarily ghetto people to let people know how intoxicated they are

That bul Ryan was soo zooted

by STF922 February 23, 2015

Zoomerz

A more accurate term for Baby Boomers coined by John Perry Barlow.

"We're not Baby Boomers, we're Zoomerz."

by InstaPixieDreamGirls April 14, 2015

Zooted

To be muscular or beefy

Dude you been hittin the gym, you look zooted!

by Mmmmmaaatttttp April 15, 2016

Zootensils

The paraphernalia used to roll zoots/joints/blunts

Yo yung buck pass me the zootensils

by Shoblo99 May 24, 2016