bestie zoned

Being friend zoned, but ten times worse because its even harder to get out of.

Shawn: yo Blake! Did you hear about Josh?
Blake: nah brah.
Shawn: ya know how he liked Hannah?
Blake: yeah, they were hittin it off real good last i. checked
Shawn: turns out he got bestie zoned!
Blake: no way! That sucks big time, i would rather be friend zoned
Shawn: i know!

by sauron301 September 21, 2014

family zoned

Just like friend zoned but not seen as friends but seen as a member of your family

"ooo did that hot girl come round last night?"

"yeah but all we did was watch a movie and she called me her 'bro', I'm so family zoned"

by criticalmuffins May 29, 2015

Cum Zone

Welcome to the cum zone
Only cum inside anime girls
Quivering clit, double jointed pussy
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum

My dick is in love with pain
Co-op cock torture
Stuff my dick into a furnace
Stitch my cock shut
Pressure cook my greasy balls
Cumblast me and make it snappy

Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum

What's all the cummotion?
My dad fell into a cum shaft
My dad glazed my face with cum
Fertilize a baby with hunk spunk
Cum spunk in my trunk

Cum craving toddler
Cum drippin' cunt
Cummy Rae Jepsen
Cum me maybe
Cummy bottom boy
Night of the living cum
Nefarious cum mastermind
Cum makes me fearless

Cum crammer, cock slammer
Cum slammed ya mum
Mail your mums pieces of my dick
Bazinga!
Chug the cum, fug ya mum
Fuck my asshole full of cum
Three little words
Get fucked, nerd

Cum stuffer, jenkem huffer
Fuck my cum puddle
Bottom stuffer, semen huffer
Would love a gator to fuck me
Undercooked baby pig penises
Help my dogs get a huge boner
Water bong full of cat cum
Accidentally fucked my own ass
I barely had any dicks inside me
Who ate all my cum? A mystery
Cum detective hot on the trail
Bees make honey, I make cummy

Welcome to the Cum Zone

by CrazyBones May 25, 2021

i know you zone

This is when you are in love but she or he doesn't like you. You and he or she are not friends you just know each other. Therfore you are not even in the friend zone but the i know you zone. ;(

George: "man I am in the I know you zone, I am so sad"

by Asa The Definer March 27, 2017

The Adventure Zone

Any epic D and D podcast where the McElroy Brothers and their father Clint McElroy play D and D so hard they not only make themselves cry and laugh hysterically they make their audience cry and laugh hysterically (Griffin is a really great DM)

Hey The Adventure Zone is a pretty good podcast

by Blurrredbrain May 4, 2018

erogenous zones

their are atleast 9 you have to pay attention to during foreplay sex and after sex.
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet

She loves me
how you know?
cus i took care of all her erogenous zones

by craig March 12, 2003

zonetard

A forum poster who has nothing better to do than to create useless and mindless threads and/or posts in the Endzone forum.

I wish I had a girlfriend, but I spend so much time being a zonetard that I don't have time for one.

by itsajokeguys August 7, 2011