wrecking ball blumpkin 

When a blumpkin-giver's face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver's fecal matter.

There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:

1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.

Roddy: Yeah, I got my first blumpkin ages ago, when I was 13 and playing Zelda Ocarina of Time. But it took me another 8 years of steady trying to get a wrecking ball blumpkin.

JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?

wrecking ball blumpkin by JrobbieRcockJ March 24, 2010

wrectum 

1. a grossly disfigured part of the lower human anatomy.
2. a homonym of "wrecked 'em"

1. I had anal sex with a black man and garnered a wrectum.
2. Wrectum? Damn near killed him.

wrectum by ghindo December 9, 2008

wreckball

A sport played weilding a long-handled shovel used to whack a mostly deflated basketball (or like)as far as one can. The goal is to acumulate as many points as one can by hitting or "wrecking" an object placed at random. The farther away the object is (or smaller) the more points it is worth. The overall point of the game is to destroy the selected target.

Tips: Wear gloves. Moving or battery operated objects are more fun to wreck. If you can convince your friends mom to stand in as a target, that's worth major fucking points.

-"Hey bro where'd my limited edition collectible Furby go-"?
-"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Wreckball bra"

wreckball by Daniel Padgett/Chris LaVine May 10, 2008

Wreckonize

A word used to let people know you just did something bad and they better recognize it. Recognize+steroids=Wreckonize

Jason:You best wreckonize.
Joshua:You stole my girlfriend?
Jason: Yeah wreckonize!

Wreckonize by wazzhatneen111 July 13, 2009

Pecker Wrecker

Redneck with tongue ring at truck stop.

Man look that redneck overthere bill.

Oh I seen him here last week Pumping diesel in a spaghettis strap shirt, the truck drivers say he has a tongue ring bet he is a real pecker wrecker.

Pecker Wrecker by Whoopigoldnerd May 24, 2021

home wreaker 

A hoe who can't keep a man of her own, so she sleeps with married men.

"Oh look it's Ashley Marie Carpenter!"
"Yeah that home wreaker from Lebanon, PA

home wreaker by @TheOneWhoLetEveryoneKnow May 18, 2017

wrecked

tired. Ali G uses wrecked to mean tired.

I worked all night and me is as wrecked as 'ell. me is goin to bed.

wrecked by Weezki December 22, 2004