killing the wizard

Slang phrase used for urinating. Alot.

"Man, I drank way too much beer. I'll be in the john, killing the wizard."

by Bee's Knees February 3, 2010

wetard

basically retard but UwU version

ur such a wetard OwO get wekt scwub

by Zolgs April 6, 2019

pissflaps like wizard's sleeves

To refer to a females labia which hangs down like wizard sleeves.

Christ, you've got pissflaps like wizard's sleeves. (followed by a punch in the mouth)

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Wizard

Another way of saying something is good or cool.

That shirt is wizard

by A Million Lights June 22, 2013

Crutch Wizard

A dirty little peasant that lives in his lair at spearwood, casting spells with his mank, lice infested, overgrown silver bearded crutch! His favourite attire is his gay sparkly white cloak which matches his pathetic little staff! He travels around on his little girlyman scooter bringing misfortune to all he meets!

Innocent bystander: Hey Crutch Wizard sit down ur wrecking the joint!

Crutch Wizard: BLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPlupluplup POW! throws a handful of his magic crutch dandruff and vanishes!

Innocent bystander: Infected

by diverone86 January 10, 2011

drain the wizard

To pee or urinate.

often confused with "to masterbate" but that is choking the dragon or spanking the monkey.

i had too much juice so i gotta drain the wizard.

by Andy xyxy September 11, 2006

Wizard man of Sutton

The wizard man of Sutton, Surrey (England).

He can be seem with his dog, and cat walking through the high street, with the cat following him, and the dog at his side. He wears long robes, and many rings on his fingers.

Dude: Holy crap, it's the child catcher!
Guy: Show some respect! It's the Wizard man of sutton!!!
Dude: So he won't capture me and eat my face?
Guy: Hell no! I mean look, his cat is following him! Ever seen a cat do that?
Dude: Well actually... no!

by heatlyomnom September 21, 2009