wide load

A person who is quite large, to the point that they waddle and sway back and forth when they walk.

Person 1:Check out that wide load traversing on the floor!
Person 2: Lolz

by Lolzpartycat June 20, 2011

windels' a dime

the phrase used to call a sexy girl that snowboards at windels camp. generally used to say that she is damn sexy. sometimes the windels' can be bitchy and arrogant, other than that a windels (aka a dime) is a fine ass bitch

damn, look at that she mad fine.

YO windels' a dime

by sbsking February 25, 2011

Windexdicide

V. A willful or accidental death caused by crashing head first into a, perfectly, clean window.

Pigeon #1 ”I had no idea that Bob was so depressed.”

Pigeon #2 ”(crying) Yeah, I lost my son to Windexdicide last weekend.”

by BasementComedian March 12, 2013

windex money

DAT cash dat you need to obtain reasonably priced name branded cleaning utensils, products, and paraphernalia.

A black man goes on his grind to obtain his Windex money.

by mr baggins January 15, 2014

windex punch

1. Blue raspberry lemonade flavored koolaid
2. Literal windex

1. Wow, this “windex punch” is so good!
2. I wonder what windex tastes like

by #1 Banana April 20, 2018

Windexie

Someone who sounds like a windex bottle that’s almost empty when they laugh

I’m a windexie

by Bertram has ligma January 24, 2019

winderchest

Winderchest; when two girls (typically teens) have a really strong connection and vibe really heavily with each other, they may see themselves are soulmates (not necessarily in a romantic way).

1) Those two girls have such winderchest, they always seem to understand one another.

by Pimpsnsalsa December 2, 2019