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Art of Wii 

The premier clan for competitive Wii gaming. Known as the most selective online community that only admits the best and brightest.

Catch Phrase: xS wouldn't know a pro if he jizzed on their faces. That's why we swept the floor with them in WaW. ~AoW SS
xS guy: Aww, I hear you didn't make it into Art of Wii. Did you apply to xS, eC or any other clans?

BC prospect: Yea, I was rejected from xS, aDv and eC. If all else fails, i'll just bank on my safety which is BC.
Art of Wii by namWoA March 16, 2010
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Nintendo Wii 

Pronounced, "we" (for serious)

The OFFICIAL name (announced April 27, 2006) to the newest system belonging to Nintendo. From a recent poll on a gaming site, only 9.15% of people said "It's neat, catchy, and I like it" while the rest HATE it and don't understand the reason why they changed it to it's earlier code-name, "Nintendo Revolution". The innovative idea of using a remote control-like gaming control in which you can point to the screen and actually interact like you are in the game itself is what draws people in since the other system in progress (PS3)doesn't and the already-released system, X-Box 360 could not compare aswell.

The very hated name, "Wii" has had potential customers to re-think buying the system (as childish as it sounds, its true) because they would be to embarresed to ask their friends if they "want to play with their Wii". Everyone wants Nintendo to re-name the system back to 'Revolution' and who knows, if critisism of the name continues, they may just have to change it. The name "Wii" opens many doors to hilarious jokes such as, "OMG, LAST NIGHT LISA SAT ON MY WII! IT HASNT BEEN FUNCTIONING PROPERLY SINCE. OMG OMG" and "Dont be so rough with my wii!". Personally, even I hate the name wii... what was nintendo thinking this time?

Reason for wii? It was a simple thought, perposely pronounced "we" so customers will think it is for everyone, having games for all kinds of people (whether your a just a little child, a violence and action desiring teen, or a more mature adult). The game also makes it sound like you and the game as one, not just you alone nor just the character in the game, but 'we' or 'both' playing together, the first step towards the new way of gaming. The problem is that since it sound like more of a 'family friendly' system, the rumour of Nintendo having only 'kiddy games' will be believed by all idiotic gamers that only decide on what system to buy if it is 'popular, and ghetto' face it, X-box was only liked because of Halo, Playstation is 'okay' but not as Nintendo, it's only more popular because of the rumour Sega spread around about Nintendo being a 'kiddy system' (i'm not saying i hate Sega, its good).

If gamers would only buy systems because of how good the actual gameplay is (not just because of graphics or popularity *hints towards X-box fans). The truth is that Nintendo is the superior system, or atleast will re-claim its well deserved title of ultimate gaming system as it was in the olden days.

BTW, lots of games for Xbox and PS2 that are the most popular (discluding Halo) wasn't originally from that system itself *cough*final fantasy and gta*cough*, and most others are available for all 3 systems (ie, Mortal Kombat: Deception)
Nintendo Wii, the most innovative system of the next generation systems and the greatest.
Nintendo Wii by wasteOtime May 9, 2006
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The painful injury incurred from a vigorous Wii Fit exercise session.
I have an Ow Wii between my neck and shoulder from too many Wii Fit hula-hoop catches.
Ow Wii by Michelle Singer August 24, 2008

Black nig from Wii sports 

Black nigga from Wii sports that claps your ass in any game no matter how good you are.
Damn, that black nig from Wii sports keeps on clapping my ass.
Black nig from Wii sports by Nig.narg November 28, 2018

vagina kart wii 

Vagina kart Wii is played by a girl shoving a Wii remote up her pussy and bending her body in order for the controller to move inside the pussy, allowing the noob female gamer to control the movements in the game. Before this is done the 2, or accelerate button is duct taped down on the Wii remote to ensure that their character is still moving. This could also be played with the Wii remote inside the anus.
This hardcore Japanese chick told me how to play vagina kart Wii the other day, it was intense. She says she still pwns in Mario kart while experiencing an orgasm.
vagina kart wii by KidWhoLags69 January 16, 2014

Mario Kart Wii 

A video game that works on the Wii (obviously). It's all about racing and battling each other with Wii Wheels (sold seperately)
I beat my sister at Mario Kart Wii (whoohoo!)
Mario Kart Wii by MaryEmma July 29, 2010

Nintendo Wii 

See: Wii

The new name for Nintendo's new console gaming system, formerly called the Nintendo Revolution.

After the name was announced, it was met with much criticism and opposition from the gaming community (who, within a day of the announcement, came up with many clever satirical faux-logos for the console's new name).

Pronunciation: wē (wee)
Examples for Nintendo Wii:
1. "I'm bored. I'm gonna go play with my Wii."
2. "My Wii is my favorite toy."
3. "Excuse me, electronics store worker guy, can you open that case for me? I'd like to take a Wii."
Nintendo Wii by monkeysquat May 9, 2006