Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag

A Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag is a device used in some S&M scenes. A pronged steel cock-ring is inserted into a bottom's mouth and fastened with a leather strap. He's blindfolded and handcuffed and his mouth is now ready for use. After being given 300mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, Boy may be forced to wear a cock-cage, leather ball-stretcher and puppy-dog tail

Once, I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and somebody drugged me and I passed out! When I woke up, several dudes fucked me through the Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag they forced me to wear, and I heard Matt talking, he had fucked my mouth too because I recognized his dick-shape and cum-taste when he shot his load down my throat - I blew my wad through the cock-cage they had on me and they made me lick it up!

Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

wideload 

Bigger lady. someone who's edges would disappear from your peripheral vision if she got to close. also sometimes called Helen.

whoah! shes an enormous wideload!!

wideload by Raquel January 7, 2005

Wide Awake 

A song by Audioslave off their final album Revelations. Its Audioslaves only political song. Its critisizing George Bush and FEMAs incredibly slow reaction to the hurricane Katrina disaster. Quite possibly the most powerful song ever written.

bob: holy shit this song is amazing!
carl: what song?
bob: Wide Awake by Audioslave!
carl: never heard of it
bob: 'gasps and decks carl and then reveals a zipper on the back of his neck and unzips it and the entire band of Audioslave jumps out the procedes to play Wide Awake'

Chris Cornell:

You can look a Hurricane
right in the eye
12 hundred people dead or left to die
follow the leaders were it an eye
for an eye we'd all be blind
death for murder of this im sure
in this uncertain time

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight
despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time
when you should have been wide awake

down on the road the world is floating by
the poor and undefended left behind
while you were somewhere trading lives for oil
as if the whole world were blind

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time when
you should have been wide awake

'Tom Morello wails on his guitar'

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight
despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time

when you should have been wide awake
wide awake
wide awake
wide awake
wide awake

'the band then kills carl and gives it straight to the police. they are not arrested for they are gods'

Wide Awake by Alty8 September 13, 2009

wedged 

Extremely full,
Oercrowded,
Packed out.

The last bus home was wedged.
The cornishman is always wedged.

wedged by Broomster June 27, 2003

Wedge Numrub 

A phrase used to describe a specific breed of 'tard: the everyday 'tard, be it the actual Wedge Numrub, or that one guy down the street that eats monitors.

"Hey, Billy, you know Wedge Numrub?"

"Yeah?"

"He's a 'tard."

"I WILL NOW CONSUME YOUR SUPPLE MAN-FLESH!"

Wedge Numrub by Joncent Cherkins. January 2, 2006

Widescreen forehead 

To have a large forehead width and smaller forehead height.

That new rapper drake is really cute but he kinda has this widescreen forehead thing going on.

Darn my mother for passing this widescreen forehead of hers. I mean it's not very tall it's only 3 inches eyebrow to hairline. But it's like my side burns begin at the back of my head.

Widescreen forehead by J-Breezey August 24, 2009

brown eyes wide shut party 

A dirty phrase used by Family Guy’s Quagmire in season 12 episode 3 “Quagmire’s Quagmire”.

I gotta go. My and Sonja are suppose to go to a brown eyes wide shut party.

brown eyes wide shut party by x50ShadesOfFckdUp June 24, 2018