Vila

1) To take a shit in someone's mouth, then make out with them.
2) To cum in someone's butthole and lick it, while they are taking a shit.
3) To masturbate to gay animal porn, while listening to Linkin Park.

"Dude i totally gave that girl a vila." - Beem

by Da Gonz December 3, 2006

Pancho Villa Slip n' slide

When 2 spanish people have raunchy sex on a child's slip-n-slide, while it's in use by children.

Stacey started crying when Jose' humped Mary on her front lawn.

by Nick December 21, 2004

Villa

Villa means cock in Cypriot (greek dialect). In Cyprus people will laugh if you say: "I have a huge villa by the sea".
Attention Aston Villa supporters. Aston means "let go". You may figure out.

Stin villa mou (i don't care).
Me ponaei i villa mou (my cock hurts)
Me ponaei i villa mou polla (my cock hurts a lot)

by Alex December 16, 2003

village

country boy who knows nothing bout cities- eg never been on a bus before, and lives in the middle of a cabbage field

Scott!!

"Your so village"

by Mattuk November 9, 2003

Vila-gasm

When you ejaculate, with a rusty nail inserted into the urethra. That's a Vila-gasm.

I heard Bob Vila likes to Vila-gasm

by eatdirtfartdust May 25, 2009

village bycicle

a usually moderatly hot slutty chick that everone has had a go with

im off the ride the village bycicle

by Smashed_Smurf March 7, 2004

Vila Wolf

A werewolf chasing, vampire hunting, zombie wrangler with delusions of grandeur and a Proton-Pack. Found commonly stalking new sites, phantom of the opera fan sites, and urban legends websites.

Vila Wolf has a razor wit a dark sarcasm one hell of a twisted sense of humor and she's wonderfully condescending at times It's fun to sit back and watch her when she gets going Especially when you can let her loose on the nearest troll.

by KubawaldatheGnome February 5, 2010