War thunder snail

An all knowing God like creature that watches over its children on the game war thunder, it often favors communism.

I have to buy premium today, because the snail is watching.....The war thunder snail.

by War Thunder victim January 31, 2025

Snail

Fucking worst possible thing to exist

Paulio: I love snails

God: *Smites Paul*

Also God: I didnt mean to make snails.

by PaganDwarf April 7, 2019

snail dusting

The act of doing cocaine off someone's butthole

We may be Netflix and chilling now, but we will be Netflix and snail dusting before the night is through.

by 145beast June 17, 2017

The Littlest Snail

SHES THE GOAT. SHES THE BEST FORTNITE PLATER IN THE WORLD. EASY DUBS.

omg its The littlest Snail. slayyyy

by Crip,over223 August 25, 2023

Slab snails

A slab snail is when a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.

Damn look at those slab snails... beautiful imprints of the future endeavors inwhich were about to embark on...

by Jeffrey svidahl December 25, 2023

Snail Fucking

When your driving (though could also be walking or biking, etc.) and the person in front of you slows down so you end up their ass or also if you’re going slow and someone comes up right behind you. In either case, they snail fucking you.

“This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”

OR

“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”

by PapooseSwampy February 25, 2024

racing a snail

Getting something done on time.

Completing this homework was like racing a snail.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 28, 2022