squidar

When you're doing it with a guy and his dick goes limp

"Put it back in, {Insert partner here}"
"No, I can't, I'm squidar"

"O.M.G.!!! I did it with {Insert partner here} Last night and he went squidar 3 times!"

by ChadTheBiker June 22, 2016

Squid flinger

A vigorous under water handjob

My girlfriend gave me a mean squid flinger in her parents pool last night.

by NicBri November 27, 2016

squid

A kid who thinks they are the shit, yet a huge pussy. Brags about how many bitches he fucks, when in fact he fucks 0. A squid bitches when no girls show up to the party, yet he never talks to any when they actually do show up.

Johnny is such a squid wearing his vineyard vines and sperrys standing in the corner.

by squidmaster1 January 28, 2017

squidence

To do something. Word for everything.

Ey bro, could you squidence me ma grinder.

by gabablake June 4, 2017

Squidda

A person who wants to have sexual relationships with an Teuthida. (squid, octopus, or cuttlefish)

That person is a stupid Squidda.

by 10-5-23 June 10, 2017

squid daddy

1. The best god damn person in the entire plane of existence. Zora the King of Squids

2. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, tequila, vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, butterscotch, and caramel in the form of a milkshake.

1. Yo bro look at Zora the Squid Daddy.

2. I could totally go for a Squid Daddy right now.

by Zora the King of Squids July 1, 2017

Squid

A person that is weird.

Jared is such a squid, he's so weird

by CHARLITTTTTTTTTTT August 19, 2017