A squirrel that is flattened by being run over by many cars. You can scrape them off the road and fling them like a Frisbee.
by Sailsquirrel February 15, 2009
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My wife and I just got back from seeing the play "The Miracle Worker" and god knows she could go for a good rusty squirrel right about now.
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The act of spreading your scrotum to form a flat surface like a Trampoline and then bouncing your flacid penis like a squirrel bouncing on a trampoline.
by Haught Carl December 20, 2009
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by L on a stick February 12, 2006
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Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
by Gmilch May 16, 2010
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by tummytank September 9, 2010
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Typically used for the word horny, and/or wanting Playtime.
Typically used for the word horny, and/or wanting Playtime.
by Kawaii.Dango December 10, 2015
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