Skip to main content

beaker squeaker

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.
Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...
by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003
mugGet the beaker squeaker mug.

squeak

From the second-hand motor traders of North London:
a) Someone who is extremely tight with their money. Person in question is so tight they squeak.
a) That fucking SQUEAK never buys a round...
by Mr Potato May 5, 2004
mugGet the squeak mug.
Related Words

Squeach

To squeeze a bottle in someones face, hence a feeling of drowning and suffocation. Also sexual refrence, to bust a nut, or blow ones load.
Dude, i totally squeached her in the eye!
by jiggy ziggy October 23, 2008
mugGet the Squeach mug.

Squeaky Dolphin

When you are doing a girl doggy, and when she starts to cum and you punch her in the kidney and she 'squeaks' like a dolphin while you crest your bigO. Usually followed by a Dirty Sanchez for good measure.
For Melinda and my first time, I waited till was cumming and then gave her a squeaky dolphin; and to make it even more special, i gave her a side of dirty sanchez. We don't date anymore and the doctor says i can go to solid food next week after i get my jaw unwired from her donkey punch.
by w1cky August 13, 2004
mugGet the Squeaky Dolphin mug.

squeamatory

n. Fleshy area between the index finger and thumb.
Origin: When you find yourself really fried, (like i am now) what else are you gonna call it?
Dude! I love the tattoo on your squeamatory
by RobMcFryday April 5, 2007
mugGet the squeamatory mug.

squeals on wheels

When a person is so morbidly obese they use a scooter or wheelchair to travel instead of walking.
Careful, squeals on wheels in the crosswalk.
by Jofig December 4, 2015
mugGet the squeals on wheels mug.

Squead

Person 1: "I don't know what came out of my dick but it seemed like a fart."

Person 2: "you mean a squead"
by Mykahl January 19, 2017
mugGet the Squead mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email