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A sneeze and queef at the same exact moment of time.

Corey says, Hey Emily I’m not sure what to say to those 2 sounds I just heard, god bless you for the sneeze or that was a nasty queef. Emily replies laughing, “YEAH THAT WAS A SQUIEEF”!!

Corey replies, “WHAT THE HELL IS A SQUIEEF”? Emily says, “I sneezed and queefed at the same time”!! 🤣🤣🤣

Squieef by Skeeter321 June 4, 2018

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squeef

Like weed, or pot, squeef is another word for marijuana. This word has apparently been confused with queef, but it has nothing to do with the sound of air being squeezed out of the vaginal canal.

Hey dude I wanna get high. Let's go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?

squeef by Ramon B. Gariza July 27, 2008

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Squeef

A bag of weed or some weed.

used in the film Outside Providence, "Do you need any squeef, or do you got enough?"

Squeef by Matthew Geiger July 2, 2005

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squeef

Marijuana, Cannabis-Sativa

"Yo man, you got any squeef??"

squeef by PenisFace July 21, 2003

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squeef

a bag of shitty old man pot

"Which one you boys has the fat bag of squeef?"- The Buck god rest his soul

squeef by swifty8978 February 9, 2008

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squeefy

Means that something is squeef, and therefore squeefy

This beefy is squeefy

squeefy by Mint Leaf June 29, 2021

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Squief

It is when you quief and a juicy squirt comes out.

Mid-evil Times, Time Of Chastity Belts

Dude, my girlfriend just squiefed all over my brand new kickers after I banged her!

Squief by Osco November 29, 2004

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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