Squatch

A very hairy pussy

Lauren has quite the squatch

by Cletus junker January 21, 2018

squanches

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.

God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.

by Volktronn February 26, 2018

Squatch

The new word for cunt.

That fucking squatch cut me off! You damn squatch!

by Watchjonbeep May 9, 2018

squatchamo

A Particularly LARGE Person Over 6 Feet In Heigth, usually has a “im better than everyone” attitude because they are so Large & is unattractive.

“Damn that’s one tall girl, she looks like a squatchamo”

by Comedy central March 25, 2018

squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air while his sister is on top.

Bro I did the squatch position last night

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.

“Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

Scratcher

A super neat guy who has an unbelievable skill in block coding on the crazy page scratch. Some dude that I wouldn't fuck cause I'm straight but would if was a girl because scratcher are the superior beings of this earth. Best scratchers are Tylers because I said so.

I would have sex with you if were a girl because you are a scratcher. No Homo.

Scratchers should own this world as they are superior

by in use name123451 June 2, 2018