SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018

Sparkling Shiraz

Receiving a golden shower from a menstruating woman.

When she asked to give me a golden shower I didn't realize she was on the rag. Ended up covered in Sparkling Shiraz.

by Oxford Dictionary of Awesome February 16, 2020

Sparkling Angel

A lover that pulls you in with her or his charm, and ends up tearing your heart out with deceit.

She made promises, and deceived me right from the start aka a Sparkling angel.

by Aka86 December 10, 2020

The Spanking Lady

A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.

"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"

by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009

Vid Sharking

Hitting your local video store, browsing through the new releases but buying nothing only to note down the titles you will download when you get home. Favourite sport of pirates.

Hey I wouldn't mind watching a movie tonight.

Damn don't have much $ for it. Lets go vid sharking!

Ya then we can come back and download it!

by NZOG April 2, 2010

Night spanking

When you wake up in the middle of the night restless, so you decide to Masturbate to pass the time.

I could't sleep with all drugs took, hmm.....I guess I'll do some Night spanking

by Liberal Assassin January 25, 2017

Sporking

When two bodies lay side by side as to spoon and later find themselves forking.

Sporking...use your godamn imagination you bafoon!

by Arabham Tobasco May 10, 2011