The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
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Hey I wouldn't mind watching a movie tonight.
Damn don't have much $ for it. Lets go vid sharking!
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