Officer craps n shits

A police officer who is very rich and sexy and who is very good at what he does he makes over 1 million a year

Officer craps n shits killed a baby

by OFFICER CRAPS N SHITS March 18, 2021

Tommy Two Shits

If you've had one shit, they've had two.

yeah you know "so'n'so" from down the road, they're a right tommy two shits

by MrSnufflesTB November 29, 2021

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

Shants

Verb.
Origin: Germanic
1. From the abbreviation "To shit your pants.
2. To blunder or err.

Noun.
1. One who blunders or errs.
2. One who has shit their pants
also: shantsy, shantser

Adjective:
1. Describing a person who continuously blunders or errs a situation.

2. One who shantses a situation

Verb.
1. Dude, that girl just shantsed in our basement!
2. You are totally shantsing this situation.

Noun.
1. Yo, the girl just put her shants in your sink, bro.
2. Are we humans? Or are we shantsers?

Adjective.
1. The shantsing party was not fun at all.
2. That shants girl smells like shit now.

by The Shantser February 8, 2010

Shinternet

Shit-Internet - Having shit internet being shortened to shinternet

AHAHA WILLMATTY HAS SHINTERNET

by Willmatty3 July 23, 2017

shit shins

When one removes the toilet off of an underground porta potty and jumps in and is shins deep in shit he is then called "shit shins"

After he became shit shins he couldn't eat for the rest of the day.

by TanRin March 30, 2009

Grit shits

To take a completely dry, jagged feeling crap.

Ohh man, I think that banana I ate a few hours gave me the grit shits..

by PWMusic August 19, 2009