friend sense

A kind of just... knowing...
Knowing when things happen...
But only about your friends

Fuck, my friend sense tells me Andrew is having another shit day

by King of Plep June 6, 2023

Common Sense

Basic logic that the majority of this planet lacks. (Ex, most booksmart people)

Wow, this is the smartest kid in my class. He can't even sharpen a pencil. He really lacks common sense. How will he even survive in the real world.

by fakename06 January 12, 2019

cellular sense

Cellular sense is a feeling that you get when your phone is on slient (not vibrate) yet you know you got a text or call. It can come in many forms, ranging from a simple itch to a full-blown erection.

Girl: Hey dude, nice boner!
Guy: Oh haha, that's just my cellular sense!

by theRealAvocado April 26, 2014

dozen't make sense

What you'd say regarding da fact dat an 18-pack of eggs sometimes costs more than half-again-as-much as a box of 12.

One generally expects dat buying a larger "bulk" package of a certain item would automatically make da per-piece price lower, so it dozen't make sense to charge an extra 57% for an 18-pack of eggs.

by QuacksO April 8, 2024

DUMMY SENSE

THE ACT OF NOT USING ANY COMMON SENSE.

DOLLAR GENERAL LOADERS USE PLENTY OF DUMMY SENSE WHILE LOADING TRUCKS.

by JAZZYJJR February 8, 2019

Nut sense

It is like ESP in your pants. It is the intuition that your nuts provide when you are debating whether or not you should "hit that."

My nut sense gave me the power to "get up on it.

by K'naanpower June 3, 2010

common sense

Something you don't have.

you: why am I searching common sense one urban dictionary?
me: because you don't have any

by astupidnincompoop November 15, 2022