Garner Senior High School

where everyone is either having or has had sex with everyone, their mom/dad, school teacher, and her sister, and where a new cheerleader carries on the tradition of sucking off the whole football team every year. Also where teachers frequently drink during class time. Best place to find the widest range of drugs to kill yourself with.

Great Students with High Standards for their sex partners, and drugs.

by GSHS alumni :( February 26, 2005

seriousfuckinly

Word created by Adam Pascal on his MySpace page. Probably a combination of the words "fucking" and "seriously."

tell your friends......stayaway from pervs on myspace!!! seriousfuckinly!!

by bethanyedwards October 13, 2006

Seniority

A title given to ALL high school Seniors. It is derived from the words: Senior, Royalty, Majesty, and Superiority. High school Seniors deserve to be treated as if they are in a state of being royal and superior! Seniorities should be treated this way by underclassmen: Juniors, Sophomores, and Freshmen!

Seniority can be used as a noun or an adjective.
Singular: Seniority | Plural: Seniorities

Hey, you're not that bad. Come sit with us, anytime, you've just granted yourself some seniority respect!

by whatitdoscoobydoo September 15, 2010

Party Serious

Partying serious is much different than partying hard. Partying serious is the much more sophisticated version of partying; it is to keep classy company of the same gender (ladies and gentlemen), whilst in robes, basking in presence of leather bound books, a fireplace, cigars and/or pipes, and of course fine, fine cognac and/or wine.

"We bring the girls in later." Brandon Boyd

The interview where "party serious" can be clearly explained is located here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qERBi6CeDs4

start at 2:06, ENJOYincubus

by Space Wrangler August 19, 2008

Senior Cardgage

Strange version of Strong Bad, never really became famous. Lazy and has a combover. For other Strong Bad wannabes, see Sir Strong Bad or Stinkoman.

I hope you get all my particles...

by Homsar June 20, 2004

Senior Relations

When an underclassmen fantasizes about or hooks up with a senior. Is often practiced by obnoxious love starved children, but can also be practiced my very mature people. Senior relations can be beautiful, and definitely hot and heavy. Traditionally the senior is an experienced sexy beast, and the younger female looks older than she actually is. Senior relations are frowned on by society, but most people could care less. If you want to have a steamy session with someone, go for it. But remember, kiddies. Wear a fucking rubber!

Non- disgraceful example of Senior relations:
SmartUnderclassmen: I know that Jeremy is three years older than me, but I really feel a connection with him. I mean, he's really great, and I know he will respect me. I think I want to get together with him.
Lisa: Oh, that's cool. Just be safe, okay?


Disgraceful example of Senior relations:
IdiotUnderclassmen: Oh, my gawwd Lisa! Jeremy is sooo hawwwt. I don't care if he's three years older than me! I know he wants to grind! I bet he'd like those new undieeees I bought! I'll suck it night and day for that hot piece of man meat! Hahaha!
Lisa: You don't even know him! You're a fucking idiot. Grow up.

by ShaIchLuge August 1, 2008

The Senior Citizen

When you put your hand in a bucket of water or bathtub long enough to let your hand get all wrinkly and then proceed to pleasure yourself so that it feels like an 85 year old is doing in. Can also be combined with the Stranger, The Danger Stranger, the Reverse or French-Grip, and can also be used with your significant other.

Oh man, I gave myself The Senior Citizen last night, and today I feel like I should eat some tapioca pudding, get in my Buick and drive slow in the high speed lane, or yell at kids to stay off my lawn.

I just gave myself The Senior Citizen and now I feel like playing Bingo.

by ChaSin78 February 21, 2009