slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

srapping

Singing/rapping

Adrian is a soundcloud srapper

Drake is really good at srapping

by Adrian from soundcloud October 15, 2017

ticket swapping

The act of swapping partners for the purpose of sex, with all parties in the same room.

"Do you want to do some ticket swapping tonight?"
"I'd totally swap tickets with you."

by bibliofile January 30, 2014

Couch Swapping

The scheduled sleeping arrangement at the 1081 complex to provided minimal back problems in later years. Based entirely on the honour system or who is more wasted and can't move system.

C: Its your turn on the long couch man.
___________________
C: Kev?

Kev: *the all knowing eye

C: *fear.

by foug January 11, 2005

scrapping the gay monkey

angrily throwing a spent rubber against the wall after it breaks during (gay)anal sex.

I was scrapping the gay monkey because it might get lost inside mikoli.

by eg562 September 14, 2009

rapid snapping turtle syndrome

a term given to the rapid chattering of a persons jaw when high on MDMA

"looks like that lads got rapid snapping turtle syndrome snapper"

by bruce springsteeeeen December 23, 2007