Materialistic satanism

A type of satanism that believes there is not supernatural beings or an afterlife. When you die that's it. It is adversal to christianity and other religions. It most famous group is the church of satan started by Anton Lavey.
They believe that lust ,greed and all the other emotions are natural to humanity and should be embraced.
by Deep blue 2012 January 14, 2010
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satan's pawn

A boy who likes to play with a girls mind and breaks her perfectly good heart and then does the same thing to all her friends until he finally picks a girl to be with and they have a relationship that is toxic and abusive.
Girl 1: Who's that boy?
Girl 2: Stay away from him and becareful. That's Satan's Pawn.
by ladytremaine666 October 23, 2014
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Joy of Satan

A religion based on the reformation of the Aryan (Indo european/Indo Iranian) ancient religions; it holds the belief in spiritual enlightenment through consistent meditation and that Odin/Poseidon/Enki/Shiva are all the same being (Satan). Based on the idea that all “demons” and Christian beliefs were stolen from pagan religious beliefs; with the transformation of gentile Gods as the demons. You can see name similarities, such as Astaroth to Astarte/Ishtar, Andras to Andrasta, Beelzebub to Ba’al/Enlil, and so on.

In the aryan language of Sanskrit, Satyan translates literally to “truth” and the Chaldean equivalent (which predates Abrahamism) to Enki was called “Satan.”

They tend to be National Socialist, and hate Zionism/Globalism/Judaism, but are open to Semitic followers. Enemy entities are called “Grey terrestrials” or “reptilians” which represent angelic (anti human) entities. As Christians practically believe that anything natural is evil, especially sex.
Joy of Satan is an attempt to recreate the original religion of the Kurgan Indo-European family. They do not promote the use of drugs at all, quite the contrary to what one of the dumbasses said when defining this.
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satan's concubine

An extrememly short tempered, small statured, partially paralyzed woman who constantly fucked around on her ex husband, producing a child with a different father. Also likes to start fights by throwing the first punch but threatens the punchee that if he hits her back she'll call the police and use her disability as a crutch.
Stephanie was such an uberbitch that her ex husband referred to her as satan's concubine
by LaDeena April 02, 2007
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Satan Puffs

a cereal so magically delicious and so evil that with one bite it shall devour your soul.......
Stan: Ohhhh satan puffs
Jack: Gimme some beatch
Jack: mmmmmm
Stan: dude im tellin ya bad idea
Jack: ohhh goooddddd MYYYYY SOULLLLL
Mysterious voice from nowhere: He cant help you nowwww...
(maniacal laughter) muahahahahaha
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Satanism

The ultimate dogmatic justification for ego/power-trip-ful self-centered narcissism.
Satanism is what all the Atheist politicians live by, where the religious factions of politicians tend to live by it too but also worship Lucifer in one form or another.
by Ignorance Isn't Bliss June 30, 2016
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Satan's reindeer

A Chevy Impala used as an undercover unit, especially to catch speeders.
I got popped doin' sixty in a forty-five last night by Satan's reindeer.
by deadbox February 07, 2008
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