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Robert

Robert is a turd. But he's absolutely amazing. He's the best friend anyone could ever have, and is an even better boyfriend. He is beyond caring, even though most of his affection is shown by picking on you and making you laugh. Or just pushing you into lockers. He can laugh at his own mishaps. Has the best laugh ever! His hugs can make any girl melt along with that smile. He smells really good. He's obsessed with batman and would probably get all bug-eyed if he found out you love batman too. He lacks motivation when it comes to school work, and doesn't think he's that smart. He's actually really smart and is a deep thinker. He rarely ever cries, but when it happens it's the saddest thing ever. Literally you can't find one person that doesn't like him. He likes outdoor and hands on work rather than an indoor job. It makes him feel more productive. He always puts other hearts above his own. He's not an arrogant asshole. He's humble and if you ever see him in a comic book shop, it's the best thing ever. He's so cute when he's all excited. He doesn't think so, but he's actually extremely attractive. He's freaking sexy especially with his shirt off. But still with it on. He's seriously, the best thing that will ever happen to anyone.
Girl one: Robert is such a nice guy.

Girl two: and he's hilarious

Guy one: he's respected

Guy two: he's a real nigga
by Alittlebitofeverything May 2, 2014
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Robert

Robert is a good guy. Yes he has made many mistakes in life that he isnt proud of. But in his defense he wasnt handed A book when he was born on how to live life the right way. He came from a dysfunctional family and had no real chance in life..I know for a fact that if he could go back do it over he would change so much. I think he is very misunderstood and trying to find his place In life. He has anger issue that he can't control at times and has acted out..he regrets it every day.. people should cut him some slack
Robert is doing the best he can
by Cuthimsomeslack May 20, 2019
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Robert Plant Three Hit Combo

Slapping A woman Across The Face With Your Penis First Then
Shortly Followed By The Left And Right Testicles Seperately. Usually used after doing something inapropriate.
Last night I gave this hoe a Robert Plant Three Hit Combo after she sucked my cock poorly.
by Chuck G January 9, 2009
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Robert Langdon

main character of the books "The DaVinci Code," "Angels and Demons," and "The Lost Symbol" all by Dan Brown
Did you read about Robert Langdon's adventures in "Angels and Demons"?
by Cassie... February 23, 2011
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Robert Terry

Robert terry is someone who can make you laugh and smile at the silliest and simplest of things, they can make you speechless and leave you smiling for weeks! Every time you see them your heart beats that little bit faster and you panic about yourself. Robert Terry can woo the ladies and has lots of friends. They are usually small and happy, even though they look innocent they can be quite feisty! Robert Terry in a few words is amazing, handsome, hilarious and can make your heart melt as if it was as easy as breathing. He always stands by you and cheers you up!
Who is Robert Terry?

He is one of the most amazing people you'll ever meet!
by Getta_Life_You_Need_It! December 29, 2011
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Taylor Robertson

A sexy mother fucker who cant smell but doesnt care cause he gets many bitchs on his D all dayy erry day. He is a pro football playa and can throw like a mix of jesus and Fergie. This nigga right here can spit raps faster then anyman and is loved by everyone. how i wish i was him.
" That guy is no Taylor Robertson "

or
' Taylor Robertson = sex'
by Godly man16 August 22, 2011
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Robert De Niro

One of the greatest and most respected actors of all time. He has been known for creating tough-guy roles or people that are borderline pychotic. Eventhough he's been picking crapola lately, he's still a great actor. He has been Oscar nominated several times but has one twice. (Best Actor for "Raging Bull" and Supporting for "The Godfather: Part II").
Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver... what more can you ask for
by Kyle February 19, 2005
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