roberto luongo

the most overrated goalie in the national hockey league who folds under the pressure and cries when he cant get the job done.

billy:hey did you see the canucks game last night?

jimbo: yea roberto luongo couldnt stay off his knees, he kept blowing the game

by rojo johnson May 8, 2010

King Roberts

A brand of cheap, nasty, mass-produced alcohol. They do vodka, gin, white rum and scotch whiskey... well, an attempt at them anyway - all shitty poison. The worst hangover of your life will ensue should you drink enough of this crap

Good for cleaning paint brushes

by Dangerous G April 18, 2004

Robert

Both one of the hardest and easiest boys to decipher... Rob's a people's person. He doesn't have to try to gain attention. Everyone tries to get his. Entire groups of friends practically start with him. He makes no effort to be cool, let alone social. He's a jock, obsessed with basketball and football. He's even tried soccer. He's insanely tall, really strong, but ironically isn't that muscular... yet. He's introverted and a bit dense without realizing it. He never starts conversations, definitely never tries to keep them going. He seems so unattached to everything, especially when he puts his headphones in. He doesn't answer texts (unless he's interested in you). He's also an adorable doof that likes to poke his crushes and his close friends. He manages to make all small talk awkward. As long as he's a virgin, he'll never make the first move. He loves staring contests, and his nose twitches to the side when he focuses too hard. He'll insist that his hazel eyes have spots of blue on the bottom. He's extremely competitive, a little insecure, and has a little too much integrity. No curiosity whatsoever. He won't even give you any reason to care for him but you can't help it. He can be as cute as a puppy, stubborn as a jackass, holier than a saint, more of a tease than Magic Mike, can be more of a jerk than Charlie Sheen, as addicting as drugs, more lovable than a favorite stuffed animal, and more closed off than a snow leopard.

Who's Robert?
The guy I used to be in love with, the guy who strung me along, the guy who had me missing him and hating him at the same time, the guy I can do without but never forget, the guy I will keep in my favorite memories. That's Robert.

by Timber Wolfe October 17, 2014

robert frost

a brilliant poet who's writings relate to everyday people encountering everyday problems.

"A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness. It finds the thought and the thought finds the words. "
- Robert Frost

" two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost, from the poem "The Road not Taken"

by Eeeb April 9, 2008

Dave Roberts

The man who stole the biggest base in baseball history (for the Red Sox) vs the Yankees in the 2004 ALCS, which started the greatest comeback/biggest choke (down 0-3) in sports history.

(Props to Kevin Millar as well for drawing The Walk that allowed Roberts to pinch run and therefore steal the base.)

Dave Roberts is the man who is responsible for The Steal.

by nyys November 8, 2008

Robert E. Lee

One of the most honorable gentleman to ever reside in the south,or the world.

chuck norris cannot even win in a fight with Robert E. Lee

by frenchfriedfrenchmen March 1, 2011

ROBERT

The most amazing man to walk the earth. Robert is smart, funny, devilishly handsome, sexy, fiercely strong yet extremely gentle, caring, genuine, determined, loving, kind, giving, and sensitive. He has a fantastic smile, he's stylish, the best cook, and an awesome dancer. Loves music and history, and especially history about music. Loves pets and children. A momma's boy in the sweetest of ways. He'll do anything for a loved one and give the shirt off his back. The sound of his voice is soothing and the sight of him can take your breath away. To be held in his arms is to know what security and safety truly feel like. He will never stand for disrespect toward his loved ones and will always protect those in his presence. He brings out the best in people. He's a life changer. He has a magnetism about him that draws people in. Everyone wants to be his friend, but few are worthy of receiving all he has to offer and truly getting to know him. The life of the party. Forever joking and singing. Always makes you smile. A rider, a golfer and a great shot. Life would never be complete without him in it. Someone you love so much it hurts.

What's not to love about Robert?

by reggiereg February 4, 2010