Rectanus

Rectum and Anus.

I'm not sure if it was my rectum or my anus. So I'll just call it my Rectanus.

by Lizzie01832 December 11, 2009

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rectal bombing

taking it in the ass from a ton of torpedo like dicks that all explode in you. afterward, you feel an ass massacre

That rectal bombing I took last night cannot be good for my health. I'm so sore and I'm shitting out so much cum.

by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

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rectal dentistry

The act of making a task abundantly overcomplicated or inserting many more steps than are conceivably necessary by approaching the task from completely the wrong angle.

John needed to boil some water, but, in a fit of rectal dentistry, rather than microwave his cup filled with water from the tap, opted to microwave ice cubes from the freezer.

by psylicon July 20, 2010

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rectalenus

The act of having ones head up ones ass.

Barack Obama has a serious case of rectalenus.

by haywoodyoublowme June 1, 2014

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rectal rainbow

When all the diarrhea has poured out of your anus (or whatever orifice it escapes), the butthole makes a promise to never flood your pants again.

I hope a rectal rainbow rescues me from the aftermath of that gas station burrito.

by ballsonyabeaver March 4, 2015

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Recarrier

Removal of popular customer benefits once offered by T-Mobile as part of their once popular uncarrier

With the removal of Kickback, price increases, and other benefits, T-Mobile is now a recarrier.

by Fubar01 May 24, 2018

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Another term for a fabrication. An RDQ is when someone is making shit up. What they are saying has no basis or foundation in fact. They are inventing or perhaps just lying to you. In other words, they are pulling it out of their ass. And that, my friends, is what we call a Rectal Database Query.

Sales team associate's conversation:
Sales guy #1: I don't know how my coworker derived these sales figures.

Sales guy #2: I know right?! He must have used an RDQ.
Sales guy #1: What's an RDQ?
Sales guy #2: A rectal database query (RDQ)!

by Jordicolas October 18, 2018

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