Lizzie01832's definitions

Homotextual

A homosexual male who enjoys texting his non-homosexual male and female friends excessively.

Chad is a major Homotextual! He texted Brittany, Bobbi, Bryan, Karen, Alexis, Liz, Troy, Scott, Peter, Rachel, Mike, Paul, Pablo, Rico, Enrique, and Sara all at the same time.

by Lizzie01832 December 11, 2009

Rectanus

Rectum and Anus.

I'm not sure if it was my rectum or my anus. So I'll just call it my Rectanus.

by Lizzie01832 December 11, 2009

Phlegucus

Phlegm and mucus. You get phlegucus when you either have Strep Throat, A cold, or a Sinus Infection. Usually comes out in thick, acidic chunks when one coughs.

"Dude, My throat hurt really bad!"

"Really? Did you have some phlegucus stuck in it?"

by Lizzie01832 June 7, 2009

Hyannis

A person who resides in Cape Cod with an abnormally high anus. Also referred to as a Botox-Badonkadonk.

That blonde woman from Cape Cod had a Hyannis.

by Lizzie01832 December 11, 2009