haywoodyoublowme's definitions

jackalepsy

Falling asleep while masterbating your boyfriend.

My boyfriend is getting very frustrated with my fits of jackalepsy.

by haywoodyoublowme June 2, 2014

rectalenus

The act of having ones head up ones ass.

Barack Obama has a serious case of rectalenus.

by haywoodyoublowme June 1, 2014

cockapeni

another word for penis. a small penis. a woman-like penis. derogatory term for a panty-waist-ed Nancy boy.

His cockapeni left a lot to be desired.
He is such a cockapeni for talking to his wife that way.
Quit being a cockapeni and take it like a real man.

by haywoodyoublowme July 5, 2011

shitudder

verb. the act of taking a crap that causes one to shudder

The shitudder felt much like relief while he flushed the toilet.

'Don't get all excited and shitudder all over the place in there." Grandma yelled at Grandpa through the bathroom door.

by haywoodyoublowme December 26, 2013

nigsdoorneighbor

The first black neighbor in the neighborhood.

Went on vacation and I found I had a new nigsdoorneighbor on my return.

by haywoodyoublowme September 2, 2014