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buddy punch

When a person at work clocks in ("punches in") their friend when their friend is late to work.
Did you you clock in for Stevie?

Oh yes.

Good old buddy punch!
by Stewart Larkin August 27, 2006
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punchy

Silly in a manic sort of way, as in the frame of mind induced by too little sleep and too much caffeine.
I was so punchy after my all-nighter that I walked up to my boss and tweaked her nose, just because I felt like it.
by house9 June 24, 2004
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Ninja Shit Punch

When a man and a woman love each other very much they often engage in sexual acts. This is known as a Ninja shit pucn

Preperation:
The man needs to have a shit that is about the same size as his erect penis. Remove the said shit from the toilet and put it in the freezer for later.

Once your woman is home remove said shit from freezer and place under pilow (or easy access to wherever the act is going to take place).

The Act:
Once you and your partner are engaged in sexual contact you begin to have anal sex. The man teases the woman by coming all the way out and back in again. After about the 4th time, stealthily grab the shit and shove it in her anus.

Whilst she still thinks your inside her stealthily run up and turn on the light. Run toward her shout "Ninja" and punch her in the face.

The End
by KingLouie2 October 17, 2008
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CLIT PUNCHER

ANY ONE THAT HITS LIKE A BITCH IS A WHIMPY CLIT PUNCHER
WHATS UP PUBE CHIN WANNA SCRAP SHIT YOU HIT LIKE A BITCH WHAT A CLIT PUNCHER
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 28, 2011
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Goat Punched

To get so hammered on booze as to be unable to function properly. Must involve copious amounts of puking, and possible unconsciousness. Lack of memory and resisting assistance are also likely symptoms. Inability to walk without assistance is another symptom. In short, to get extremely drunk.
Man, did you see John chugging that .40 last night?

Yeah dude, he got totally Goat Punched!
by bigbadbick January 5, 2008
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punch the face of god

The most epic action imaginable. Must be done while wearing a wolf shirt. Successful completion of this action will bring total consciousness and a plethora of lulz.
by ADCS May 22, 2009
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punched in the face by urine

metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.
Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"
by tinogrrl January 12, 2011
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