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United States President

1. greedy agenda-pushing bastard who tramples civil liberties and makes people live according to his standards

2. whore of his chosen political party to fulfill their agendas and make life miserable for everyone who is not in that political party (as well as some who are).
Name any United States President and I will tell you why he is or was a bastard.
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Black President

A morally strong minded analyzer and decision maker for a Country. Protector of the people. Has common sense of praticality, sensiblity, and getting to the point. Is knowledgable of solving on going problems and can understand people from all walks of life. A colored strong good moral President.
A Black President is what the USA needs for a change. So many years and lives have been extremely screwed over by pale faced blood sucking goblins.
by Homark Central October 17, 2008
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President of the USA

-"hey who was the 23rd president of the USA"

-"some old white guy"
by keltick March 13, 2009
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President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

Nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. The acronym "BIJ" is an indirect reference to the "Bad Idea Jeans" recurring skit on Saturday Night Live.
Incredibly, Habsul knocked on his boss's door and immediately shouted the words, "Open the fucking door, douche bag."

Habsul immediately became President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.
by jimmy l.i.t. June 27, 2007
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2016 presidential elections

2016 presidential elections, Idiot Elitist Feiminist VS Criminal Liar
by anonymous November 17, 2016
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Abe lincoln was a good president

something you say when you want to imply that someone is being racist.
guy#1: hey jim look at that black guy eating at kfc

guy#2:well Abe lincoln was a good president
by kickyoass123 March 9, 2012
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Evolution of Presidential Approval Ratings

1. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.

2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.

3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.

4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!

5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!

(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.

6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.

7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.

8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...

9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
by fgsfdsMASTER December 31, 2009
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