lawn potatoes

Dried-up excrement from a large dog. Generally found in clusters on the lawn. Dogs like to habitually shit in the same place and by the end of the week, their droppings begin to look like potatoes.

Damn!!! That dog she has left lawn potatoes all over the yard.

I hate picnicking in the park, it is hard to find a spot that is void of lawn potatoes.

by angrybitch1970 October 3, 2009

whale potato

like a couch potato, some who is not just lazy but very obese.

Get off your lazy ass and loose a couple hundred pounds you whale potato!

or

After he started smoking pot, he became a real whale potato.

by tee-emm August 19, 2009

chaos potato

A domesticated rat

Rachel: My chaos potatoes just had a bunch of baby chaos potatoes!

by Rachel Aetos October 4, 2022

Limp Potato

An unreponsive medical patient that is limp like a potato.

She was unresponsive to the point that she was dead weight or limp like a limp potato.

by Ugly Ducks May 1, 2012

Party Potato

A person who likes to party and have fun but is also completely up to binge watch Netflix for hours.

I have been partying for days but now it's time to potato it up. I really need to find another party potato in this world.

by Jamemo_on_the_rocks May 11, 2019

Love Potato

Kinda like a couch potato and a mouse potato. A love potato wants to do nothing but to lay in bed with his/her partner and make love all day long.

Singular: Denis is such a love potato, hes been in the house with Annie for days now.
Plural: Denis and Annie are love potatoes.

by ThatRussian June 12, 2015

Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.

JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.

by hazeystorm May 27, 2017