posturbation

also: Posturbating

'liking' or 'upping' your own posts.

If you have to like or up your own post, it's posturbation, and you probably should have kept it to yourself anyway.

by pteryakisan October 30, 2013

poserize

VERB. To poserize is to make oneself a total and complete poser in active, organized, and especially PUBLIC fashion. It's a verb so it's a word denoting concerted action of MAKING oneself a complete poser rather than merely being denoted a poser by others. To poserize oneself, one must go to considerable public effort. One cannot poserize another person, only oneself. To poserize could be termed the act of not merely appearing as a poser, but making oneself a poser in public, to the extent that it is self evident and there is no longer a need to call that person a poser, but instead to point out that they poserized themselves.

Wow Maynard really worked hard to poserize himself didn't he.

by 2wives November 27, 2015

Posture check

Something you say to your buddies while gaming to make sure they aren't slouching

Chad: Posture check!
Shrimp: Thank you!
Prawn: Thanks Chad!! <3

by DatAdamBoi May 18, 2023

non-poser-ness

A human who does something out of good reason (skill, enjoyment,etc.) and not because it is popular or will get them in good somewhere.

"Wyd?"
"Playing Kingdom Hearts."
"That game is so popular now!"
"Yeah but I only play it because I'm good."
"Sweet, non-poser-ness"
":D"

by panwaffles January 9, 2010

Smoothie poser

a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them

real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck

smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite

by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010

Drysuit Poser

Someone who thinks buying a drysuit makes them a good kayaker. The poser wears the drysuit on flatwater paddles when everyone else is in shorts and a T shirt.

That drysuit poser can't roll his kayak worth a damn.

by A real paddler May 28, 2018

poser

A poser is someone who pretends to be something they are not in order to look cool. Whether it be a techno poser, an emo poser, or even a lesbian poser, each one pretends to like that thing in order to be cool. Often, a poser will deny the fact that they are lying, and read/copy other people's shirts to prove it.

Showing off your noobie trance music, you poser?

Guy1: Hey man, are you punk?
Guy2: Yeah, yeah, man, I'm punk.
Guy1: Oh yeah, man, what bands do you like?
Guy2: Er.. Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....
Guy1: Stop looking at our shirts.

by xograce. September 9, 2008