Porn phone

Your old phone you use to watch porn on, so as to not corrupt your new expensive device with crap, and save you embarrassment when using your phone with others.

Jimmy, Is that your porn phone in the bathroom cabinet?

by Jmgeneious January 10, 2019

grand radar-phone

'that kid in the class who jerks off to kpop, fantasizes about a greek history teacher, and is on the radar of every teacher'

Bro, Evan is juset a grand radar-phone have you seen what he does at home during lockdown?

by poooooooob May 31, 2021

Arabian Phone Call

The Arabian Phone Call is when a guy is able to convince a woman to lay on her back and allow the guy to rest his ballsack on her eyes. The woman then uses her cellular phone to place a call to her mom. The call must last at least three minutes and the ballsack must remain on the womans eyes for the entire duration of the call.

Taking things one step further, the guy can also drape his cock down the girls face starting at her nose while his ballsack is resting on her eyes. This would result in an Arabian Phone Call Elephant Trunk.

Guy: Lay on your back and get ready to have my ballsack on your eyes while you make a phone call to your mom.
Woman: Why?
Guy: Because I'm going to give you an Arabian Phone Call, and I might even throw the Elephant Trunk in there as well.

by Lieutenant Dan I February 4, 2010

hamburger phone

A hamburger that doubles as a landline telephone, as seen in the movie Juno.

(Bad reception) Caller one: What did you say? Caller two: Ahh, sorry. I'm on my hamburger phone.

by pbm19 January 31, 2008

phone slut

a girl who has a lot of phone sex

Kaite is such a phone slut, but if you get her alone in a dark room she just wants to make out the whole time.

by b00tzil1a December 22, 2008

New phone, who dis?

A polite way to say fuck off when approached with a text containing a bad idea.

Group chat: Anyone up for a run friday night?
Member: New phone, who dis?

by cvec22 May 6, 2019

Phone Sex

a form of virtual sex; a sexual intercourse but done remotely and verbally, i.e. two people talk by phone and their deliberate choice of words (as well as intonation, tone of voice) is intended to produce sexual arousal of the party talked to. As a follow-up to its verbal level, phone sex can be connected with masturbation; in its other version, phone sex is synonymous to an act of masturbation being described and commented on over the phone to turn the other party on.

She went on how she liked doing it and he gave her his hot load of words that touched her almost like his hands did when they made love yesterday, and all that made her nipples grow harder and harder. In fact, they spent an hour on the phone indulging in phone sex.

by Aleph June 3, 2006