pants emergency

Literal: Occurs when programmers forget to do their laundry and can't leave the house in time for important tasks, like work.

Connotative: Any "created" emergency that could be avoided, by planning ahead...or marriage.

Chase is late again... pants emergency.

by Suzan Ponte Crowell November 25, 2003

Pirate Pants

Men's shorts that go down to the middle of the calf. Black. Made of material that does NOT unravel when cut, therefore, the bottoms are cut all zig zag to look rugged, but not unraveled. Also, made of material that sheds water rather than soaks it up. Good swim trunks and all round summer wear.

A skull & cross bones on the pocket is a nice touch. Pirates are very untrusting, so the pocket MUST be on the FRONT of the leg (NO side or back pockets) and is usually zippered for security (there are MODERN pirates you know).

If some chick callz me Pirate Pants "Capris" or "Cool-lots" are stab 'er in zee crotch wit' me meat dagger. AARRGGHH!!

by Cap'n. Jack Sparrow July 31, 2006

slippery pants

slippery pants - N. derisive term given to a promiscuous person.
see also: sloot, whoore, freak, skank, Paris Hilton's sister

Slippery pants over there will f*@& anything with a pulse.

by Hamburger H hubman July 20, 2004

eating pants

comfortable pants with an expanding option such as an elastic waistband; to be used when overeating to prevent unsightly opening of just the top button of one's pants.

"Joey, why are you wearing maternity pants?"
"These are my eating pants! They expand as I eat more."

by BecksCadile December 16, 2008

pant-load

Being full of shit. A know it all; a loser; a dullard, someone who isn't very bright. Could also mean someone is being an asshole. Having a load (of Shit) in your pants, Hence being full of shit. From an episode of King of the Hill where Bill steals a tank while intoxicated after learning that the Army experimented on him causing him severe weight gain and baldness... Bill, "Forgive me guys I was such a pant-load!!"

"Man did you hear what the President said?" "Yeah that guy is a total Pant-load!

by anthony24 January 9, 2006

eatin' pants

Pants that allow for a great deal of eating such as at your granny's thanksgiving dinner

Kim didn't wear her eatin' pants to the BBQ and was sad when the button popped and the bottom split.

by AngieN May 30, 2006

Pants on the ground

A brilliant rap song by General Larry Platt on American Idol, season 9.

Get your pants off the ground! Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!

by LovesAlan-isms January 14, 2010