porch hippie

Annoying hippie that lives on his porch more than his house
That damn porch hippie kept me up all night parting on his porch
by Cdat0828 September 14, 2015
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Hippie Pinata

A: When a police officer tackles a hippie when he's resisting a "unlawful" arrest and all of his drugs and paraphernalia fly from his persons.
B: When a drunk bastard gets insulted by a hippie and slaps him, catapulting money/drugs from his person
Alex the hippie insulted the drunk bastard who proceeded to slap him, resulting in an array of money and drugs which dispersed onto the floor around his hippie feet, and was followed by "dam hippie pinata" --drunkbastard.
by trippppyhippppy April 11, 2015
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Hippie Wiener

An uncercumsized penis.
If you dont circumcise your son he'll be shunned later in life for sporting a hippie wiener.
by Lee Thargic September 27, 2019
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hippie-style

Watching television with the volume turned down and music turned up.
I spent Saturday watching college football hippie-style and listening to Neil Young.
by NobodyBeatsTheWhiz November 14, 2015
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Hippy Blow

A pure form of MDMA (ecstasy), also known by the slang term "Molly". It comes in powder form usually white, but sometimes yellowish or pinkish in color. A very popular drug at music festivals hence the name. Not to be confused with "Hippy Crack".
Steve took 2 tenths of some good hippy blow and has been rolling balls all night.
by JWILL8764 August 10, 2008
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Flotsam Hippie

A hippie that has no real opinion. They only copy other hippies' opinions. They cannot defend their points and just act superior as a defense.

95% of all hippies are Flotsam Hippies.

Derived from the maritime term Flotsam, which means the trash thrown out of a boat that just floats in the water and goes where waves take it.
If you've ever used the term "spewing hate" you might be a flotsam hippie.....sorry.
by Flerpyderpypie August 27, 2016
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hippie caviar

Chia seed "pudding", created by soaking Chia seeds in a liquid such as milk or juice. Resembles the gooey texture of caviar.
"I made some organic triple shadowless vegan hippie caviar from Chia seeds, almond milk and cage free honey."
by skye1125 November 13, 2013
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