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noise merchant

A right-wing nut job who peddles conspiracy theories that are not based in fact, have little evidentiary support, and are targeted toward non-critical thinkers who are generally gullible.
Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh are not journalists but simply noise merchants.
by Big Grinder June 18, 2019
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noise porn

Unnatural mating calls via cell phone
For example. When somebody yells out Patricks LEEDLE and the opposite sex responds with LEEDLELEE even louder
by Starchary January 29, 2018
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Nilda Noise

When you mispronounce "Nilla Wafers" as "Nilda Wafers" and chew them really loudly in someone's ear without keeping your mouth closed while you chew.
My mom has an issue where she struggles to pronounce classic cookie names and is now just creating Nilda Noise so I have to leave the room to do my work.
by HydroxLover January 6, 2021
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upset dinosaur noise

1) A sound of anguish made when embarrassed by friends.
2) A sound made when there is nothing else to say.
3) Quickest way out of an uncomfortable question
1) Julia: So Irene, I hear you have afriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind.

Irene: *upset dinosaur noise*

Julia: So you do like him!

Irene: *upset dinosaur noise*

2) When Isabelle asked Yagmur how he did on Nolan's test, he responded with an upset dinosaur noise.

3) Mother: Margaret, are you and Dylan having sex?

Margaret: *upset dinosaur noise*

Mother: Answer my question Margaret.
by bluelagoonlampoon December 2, 2013
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fart noises

person1: hey how are you today?
person2: *fart noises*
by reeseypoopie March 29, 2023
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music or noise

A game that clearly identifies the boundaries between generations and is best played on a road trip or at the retirement home, music or noise involves a broad selection of music and an audience of people that are older than you (parents or grandparents are the best participants). As you and your friends go through the selection of music, ask the old folks whether the songs they hear are 'music' or 'noise' based on THEIR definition of what music is. There is no real objective to the game except to laugh at their reactions when they hear today's popular 'music' (rap and dubstep get the best results). It ends when they get tired of listening to 'noise'. But be sure to include songs that they would know from their good ol' days.
Dave: Ok grandpa, music or noise?

(plays Elvis, and then the Beatles)

Grandpa: Music, music.

Dave: How about now?

(plays rap, and then dub step)

Grandpa: NOISE!!
by Bryan Tibbs April 12, 2014
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BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

Pretty self explanatory. When you more than sad, but less than depressed, you are BIG sad. When you BIG sad, you cry very loud, hence *crying noises intensify*
You: OMG IM SO CLOSE TO WINNING!!!!
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*
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