Muff Cake

A person(s) whom can be identified as a Muff; A hairy vagina; Idiot.

That kid is a muff cake!

by Fletcherx December 30, 2006

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Muff Cabbage

its an elusive , all-encompassing Jerseyan insult.

you muff cabbage you ain't nothing but muff cabbage!
What's mufff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing.

by elle088 October 20, 2010

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Muffin • Muff • Muff Cabbage • muffintop • muffin man • Mufflebush • muffy • muff diver • muffler • muffin head

Spoiled; Social bully; A trashy, rude, selfish, loud, obnoxious, inconsiderate, unlovable, unloving, individual who often thinks he/she is just misunderstood by everyone. A term widley understood as an insult to both a delicious food and the precious female organ. It is derived from two other units of american slang contractions: a) Muthafuckin = muff + b) Garbage= cabbage; spoken quickly with a Northeastern American city accent. Term was used on Comedy Central's wonderful and also very mis-understood show South Park.

Allot of hypocritical Americans are muff cabbage, ignorant of their history and roots.

by Kyle's Twin December 30, 2012

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Muff diving

to orally please a women with a muff.

I went muff diving last night

by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005

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Muff Cake

Noun
1. Looks like a muffin. Tastes like a cupcake.
2. Extremely hairy vagina.
3. A hairy muffin top. Usually found on males.

"Is that a muffin or a cupcake? I can't tell."

"Dude she had a major muff cake going on down there!"

"Did you see Andy's hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a Muff Cake!!"

by EuroCitySunrise February 24, 2009

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