catcher's mitt

1.) A chic with some long-ass mud flap pussy lips...you blow it and it opens up like a catchers mitt...it'll swallow your dick whole.

I was gonna eat that pussy, until she opened up her legs...that shit was like a catcher's mitt! Wrinkly, overused, and abused.

by Harry November 1, 2004

The Mitten

Another way of saying that you are giving someone the middle finger. When you wear mittens you may conveniently flip the bird at someone without their knowledge. An actual mitten or a picture of a mitten will also convey this.

1. "Why were you waving at that cop?"
"I wasn't waving, I was giving him the mitten."

2. "Wait a minute, there's only one mitten in this box. Did you lose one or are you giving me the mitten?"

by T-Bottom August 27, 2009

milano minute

The amount of time one sets aside for oneself to take a break from their worldly troubles and enjoy a delicious Pepperidge Farm Milano Cookie. :)

Guy #1: Hey, Guy #2, can we go ahead and 'crush' those files I mentioned earlier?
Guy #2: Hold your horses, Guy #1; I need a milano minute.

by RickBaideia February 29, 2012

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romeny, aka "Mittens" is a pancake who is whatever his audience wants him to be. He has binders full of women, and doesn't give a shit about 47% of America. Mittens also believes that in "legitimate rape", it is impossible to get pregnant.

"You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916," Obama told Romney. "Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military's changed."-Barack Obama verbally beating the shit out of Mitt Romney

by Mitty123 November 6, 2012

mittens

Used in chat sites, like two thumbs up. A person who likes a response in a thread will post a picture of two mittens with the thumbs pointing upward. Especially used by Discordians, Mythics and Sweets.

Also means sexually stimulating two girls at once by having your hand inside each of their vaginas simultaneously. Similar to a circle jerk or sharies.

I love that post about sharies. I'm giving it mittens and win!

by Dildorgasm January 29, 2009

45 Minute Shower

Term used to descibe when someone spends a long time in the shower (not necessarily 45 minutes) because they are masturbating. The term is often used without proof to describe anyone who has spent a long time in the shower, regardless of the reason.

Calum was late because he was having a 45 minute shower.

by Chris!! April 21, 2007

New York Minute

v. Quick, fast and in a hurry.

I'll be there to get you in a New York Minute.

by POE December 15, 2003