minecraft shaders

something your pc cant handle

friend 1: "yo i downloaded some realistic minecraft shaders"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"

by poop man man poop December 31, 2020

Minecraft urge

The minecraft urge is the strange feeling you get every 2 to 3 months where you just want to play Minecraft day and night, get all your friends online, download a ton of mods. Until one day you just get bored and put it down just for the cycle to continue

Why can’t he play with us?

Oh he’s having a Minecraft urge give it a few weeks

by Cheese Pretzels January 26, 2021

minecraft chicken

a *VERY* annoying thing in minecraft that is used in minecraft pranks, as it makes *VERY* loud noises

"Oh man, someone just played the Minecraft chicken prank on me!"

by meowykitty March 22, 2021

Minecraft-Style

Throwing any edibles in the microwave to cook.

“Yo bro, I made those Pizza Rolls dummy quick. Did that shit Minecraft-Style”

by The Borax March 31, 2020

Minecraft Pig

The Minecraft pig has a lot in common with an Angelopio. It does the oink oink and loves the food. It also can be described as chonk. If you have a friend who is a Minecraft pig then you should give them a carrot. Minecraft Steve loves Minecraft Pig.

OMG I can't believe that i see Minecraft Pig!

by J-u-i-c-e April 5, 2020

Minecraft RTX

minecraft but its beatiful and gorgeous, everyone who doesnt have RTX cards will be jealous but who has them will be greeted by holy images

me: hey Minecraft RTX is coming out in beta!!!
random guy who doesnt have a RTX card: thats trash lol no difference
guys with RTX cards: flexes in screenshots

by ahah very cool name April 27, 2020

minecraft cow

stupid creature only used for meat and leather

i hate that minecraft cow

by bedwras March 15, 2020