Junk food

A tasty lil treat you ain't exactly proud of. Good for a snack on the side, but definitely not a main dish. May be overweight, have bad skin, possess a funky or earthy aroma, may be dumber than a bag of hammers, a constant complainer, or low rent gold digger, and in most cases doesn't understand "why all men are assholes" You wouldn't brag about her to your boys, but junk food sure sounds good around 2 am. Junk food is likely to make you sick and is widely considered a poor life choice.

Skinny Pete: heard y'all was at the club the other night, bet that shit was poppin'!

Raekwon: Naw dawg, was nothing but junk food up in that mo-fucka, my boy Sweet pickles is at the clinic right now!

Skinny Pete: Damn son! Sweet pickles loves his junk food but is it really worth it?

by Mr beefy July 13, 2015

junk violation

a situation where your "junk" is blatantly making a fool out of yourself

man: "how's it going"
woman: " get away from me you have a raging Junk violation

by chonger November 29, 2005

junk box

where a crowd of drug-users go to take their drugs. usually a derelict house.

look there go the junkies into that old house to shoot up the gear. that place is a real junk box now.

by frankovic stefanovic September 3, 2006

junk science

Science manufactured by individuals paid by special interest groups. Most commonly used by big corporations to dupe governments and nations into approving unsafe products, ignoring health and safety risks, or ignoring environmental problems.

The reason people are just starting to believe in climate change is because the oil magnates have been producing junk science to debunk it for years.

Monsanto consistently uses junk science to assert the safety of genetically engineered food.

by moonbug November 17, 2006

Jesus junk

The best damn kind of junk there is

by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003

junk shot

An attempt to stop a hole or leak by filling it with trash.

The BP oil engineers are trying to stop the oil leak by doing a junk shot and filling the blow-out preventer with golf balls and shredded tires.

by yellojkt May 11, 2010

Junk in the Trunk

1.when u have pieces of "junk" in the bak of ur car, also known as the trunk of ur car, or ur car can also be known as a gas powered veichle.
2. a thing u say to a fine or fat ass woman, unless ur gay.....david

1. "dude, u got so much shit in your trunk" "yea, i got alot of junk in the trunk dont i?"
2. damn girl, u got some junk in the trunk.
3. damn homeboy, u got some junk in the trunk

by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004