The best fucking person on earth. Guys named John are really hot and nice too it’s crazy. Also they are tough. Don’t fuck with guys named John he will beat your ass.
by Louisecarter December 06, 2019
a teenager that usually never takes showers(smells like shit), acts like a Mexican, and usual if lucky has a girlfriend that has no ass,and has a micro penis
by John Schlegel February 26, 2015
A person who would take your life away to make themselves happy. Take all your friends and have you look like the bad person. Also a back stabbing bitch. Also very sarcastic.
by You already know bitches May 15, 2017
A emo kid that talks about suicide and listens to emo songs and also searches up memes, but steals some of them.
by ThatAfkGuy September 12, 2016
A fucking bitch that want to fuck every man and woman on earth and leaves them for dead when he’s done with them and likes to him exploit every single person he dates
John is a fucking bitch
by DragonbornM March 05, 2020
John needs care and attention (who doesnt). I'm sorry that i don't seem to give enough sometimes. He is always in my thoughts and i wish i could be there to show him what he means to me.
"John, open my skull and you'll see
theres not much happening but you and me. 🤫"
"Thats sad, Jane. There should be happening more, don't you think?"
"Yes, but the rest makes more sense when you're with me."
theres not much happening but you and me. 🤫"
"Thats sad, Jane. There should be happening more, don't you think?"
"Yes, but the rest makes more sense when you're with me."
by Krkič June 02, 2019
John is an athlete man who loves to fuck around about not being a virgin but little does he knows he is a virgin. He’s really big and buff. He’s loves to jokes around but sometimes his jokes can be harsh. He’s tan and has brown eyes. Hes annoying too. John is a player.
by Joey666cumface January 07, 2018