Team iPhone

Any person that owns an iPhone 4, 4S, or 5. Not an iPod or iPad! iPhones only!

Aaaayyyeeeeeee ma baby, we Team iPhone! We in this thang!!!

Man, I saw this chick at the bar, she was Team iPhone!

by YoungMarshian April 22, 2013

apple iphone

A big useless phone made by apple, that alot of homos buy to make themselves seem as if they just became popular all of the sudden.

"That big black apple iphone is such a piece of shit"

"Oh damn, that dudes got an apple iphone, that sucks he will probably never get laid, nerd"

by horny shit tits December 2, 2007

M'iphone

Short for 'my iphone'. Prevents awkward pronunciation with the two 'i' sounds and is generally amazing and super helpful. Gee whizz.

'Look at m'iphone'
'I just hit that clown with m'iphone'
I took the photo on m'iphone'

by Epicleap October 24, 2010

wow iphone

A reaction to being gifted an epic iPhone

Bob: here take this iPhone

Rob: wow iPhone

by enlargedguacamoleniggapenis January 27, 2021

Soggy iPhone

To describe a bunch of male iPhone fans getting together and spunking over their oh-so-wonderful iPhones. Except this isn't just a game. They actually want to come all over their iphones, such is the pleasure these phones give them.

Hi Luke, its John. Fancy meeting up for a game of soggy iPhone later?

by alfaboy January 28, 2010

white iPhone

The female / feminine / gay version of Apple's famous iPhone product

Customer (at Apple store): "Do a lot of men buy the white iPhone?"
Apple Genius Bar Employee: "Yes, they do. They put them in their little white purses."
Customer (at Apple store): "See Darcy, told you so!"

by Apple iPhone Expert June 19, 2010

The iPhone Status Gang

Where a person uses their iPhone for everything. (Whether it's for taking pictures, video, Facebook status updates, etc.) It usually refers to people that rely on their iPhone for everything. If anything should happen to it, they lose their iPhone status and fall into the category of "loser". You usually find them hanging out together in gangs. They use FaceTime, even when they are in the same room as one another. They tend to steal free wi-fi from Starbucks just to achieve this task. To get into this gang and achieve a status of "cool" you have to own an iPhone and buy every issue of "iPhone Life" and learn everything about the phone and become a fast texter...

"I'm now afficially apart of "The iPhone Status Gang"-girl

"Welcome to the gang!"-boy

by dudelistico2012 August 7, 2011