by TransKitten June 1, 2024

by hola4251836495y November 30, 2022

iPhones are good
by Lois Griffs :3 December 5, 2023

Apple finally put 120hz on the non pro iPhone and made a new iPhone air which is gonna be the iPhone 6 bendgate all over again. And they offered a 2tb option for the 17 pro max. And they finally stopped offering 128gb for the iPhone pro.
Before iPhone 17 released:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung September 10, 2025

1. A brand of phone made by the Apple company, using the iOS software
2. Those things that cause all the trouble
2. Those things that cause all the trouble
1. Guy1: "Hey dude, have you gotten the new iPhone recently?"
Guy2: "No man, those things suck"
Guy1: "Never talk to me again you old Cinnabon glazed with moldy cottage cheese"
2. Grandma: "Its those pesky iPhones again, isn't it? They always ruin everything."
Guy2: "No man, those things suck"
Guy1: "Never talk to me again you old Cinnabon glazed with moldy cottage cheese"
2. Grandma: "Its those pesky iPhones again, isn't it? They always ruin everything."
by AppleSaucce45 March 18, 2022

Person 1:I just Got the new iphone 15 pro max
Person 2:Bro spent 1200$ for a brick that easily breaks
Person 2:Bro spent 1200$ for a brick that easily breaks
by studderblox January 20, 2024
